Kristin Davis, not the fictional one on Sex and the City, this is a different...madam. You know, the former pimp involved in the
Governor Eliot Spitzer scandal, only
since she's a woman, we have to say Madam, besmirching Madams everywhere. And
since she went to Rikers Island for four years, who else would be more qualified to run the state of New York.
Her platform? Legalizing
Pot, Prostitution and serious justice system reform. The party and DON'T go to jail platform. She's not even on the ballot yet, but has
this lovely campaign ad.